Pornstars Don't Wear Boxers

Porn Stars Don't Wear Boxers: Perfecting Your Art/Craft/Skills

I won't like I love watching porn. It's an art to me, some people may love to work stocks and investments, others like to get put in the doggy style position and have their life blown out of their back. Porn may be the best thing that happened to the world. It's been around since our neanderthal days when we were searching for mammoths and experimenting with various herbs and mushrooms during the prediluvian era. Our Egyptian brothers had plenty of hieroglyphics and drawings that depicted home girls getting rocked by some Sphinx statues and dog headed humans. All these prove that sex is the most consistent thing on this planet. But however once again I am not here to appease your erotic mind with thoughts of sex and making love, if you want that then read a Zane book. What I wish to discuss today is the importance of perfecting the crafts or skills that you possess.

Classic grinding stone, a tool used to sharpen weapons. 

The reason that porn stars do not wear boxers is because they found out that it was relatively unnecessary for their profession. Who wants to be shooting a flick with good ol Jynx Maze and have to fumble with pulling down their shorts or briefs? UH NOT I.  Actors like James Deen and Brian Pumper figured that these undergarments were hindering their ability to produce orgasms as well as successful videos. So what I'm trying to take away from this terribly horrible analogy is that we need to focus on what our passion is in life and then work at it. Once we find that shit, take it and let it burn like Usher. It's important to do this and even though it sounds cliche as ever, there are truths in cliches. In the 21st century college scene we get so caught up in doing things that we need to do rather than we want to. When is the last time you skipped class just to hang out and draw a picture of the landscape? We need to push away the things that hinder us and sharpen our mental tools to be the best person we can strive to be. Realize though that we will not be the best to ever do it or does it. We just have to be the best in our minds.

Hello Jynx

"Lemme tickle yo' tonsils right quick"

It's imperative to constantly expose ourselves to our craft in order to perfect it. There is no such thing as perfection but it does exist in our minds. Work towards that goal using your blood sweat and tears and the aid from those close to you. If you like to write then why don't you write any chance you have to get better. Take your works and publish them, send them into the grammar police and let them tear your shit apart, or just keep writing over and over again until you get better. If your life's calling is to clean the zoo cages of Koalas then by golly you better scoop away all the feces and feed the eucalyptus trees water. I'm not here to judge and tell what is your ultimate goal in life because 1. that's BS and 2. I still haven't figured mines out. Hell this blogging stuff may just be phase and I may stop after this post butttt...I doubt that. Either way I am constantly exposing myself to this art or craft to see if it's truly the path my life needs to follow. However the craft I know I have perfected is my skills in dentistry. Everyday I am working and practicing in order to become the best dentist I can possibly be. Instead of smashing without boxers on, I will be cleaning and pulling teeth in five minutes flat.

Look in the mirror and give yourself three faces, a funny one, a sad one and a random one. Look at each of those faces and set an emotion to each of them. Ask yourself every time you see that face how do you feel your current status in life?  Look at the next one and say have I figured out what it is I want to truly do with my life? For the final one connect this one to saying I have figured out what it is I want but now I need to hone my skills. I know that made absolutely no sense but then again, majority of this post didn't either. I just wanted a reason to use the title "Porn Stars Don't Wear Boxers." Honestly I have wondered this shit for the last few years, and I just made up this connection between perfecting crafts and porn stars going commando. Hope you're not disappointed.  But if there is something I can leave you with that is realistic is that determination is the forge of your craft. 


~White Rabbit